half asleep.

Boy from Ireland just bought me a drink 😎

youreabitweird:

officialjeffgoldblum:

most classic novels are classics because they were written by old white men for other white men. so, like, don’t ever feel bad for not reading them

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I can go on forever but… looks like someone made an ignorant post. There are many famous classics written by female authors and these are just a few. Not that a book written by an “old white dude” makes it any less valid. But try to actually think before writing uninformed bullshit online okay goodbye.

(via ohgma-infinium)

We’re at our last stop until Canada!!! and thank god this dude who’s phone went off calling him master and has been getting phone calls in the middle of the night is finally out of my life forever!!!

liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

(via iwrotehaikusabouteatingyouout)

Someone’s Siri went off a little while ago and called them master and if that ain’t some weird kinky shit to do and be doing right now

argea:

mix two shots of fireball with a peach iced tea snapple and you’ll forgive those who’ve wronged you

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